What do i do??

This director of ours has gone crazy!!....or is it our chief warden?.....(i think he looks the more psycho type)...THE NEW RULE in my "great" college is that you cannot leave the college without an ID card (even the library card won't do!) !Now i've lost my ID card and there's no way of getting out of the college!....How many more times am i going to climb and jump that 12 feet wall(even jails mus be having shorter walls!) at the back end of the college to get out.(making me feel like one of those pre-historical ancestors of ours) :P..And the latest rumours are that they are going to keep a guard to prevent people from jumping the wall.Anybody having contacts with the mafia are invited to take supari to finish our director(and the chief warden)!...I'm sure the students will be willing to contribute to this cause! :P

( Just In case the INGENIOUS idea 2 make a new ID card entered u'r mind let me tell you that we need to launch a FIR and make an affidavit..and even 4 dat i need 2 go out!!...All this for an identification card...that's right...it's CRIMINAL to lose the ID!)