CRAZY!

This is an incident that happened around a month ago and is definitely the most weirdest experience I’ve ever had. I was returning from office after training. I got down at the metro station and a foreigner came up to me. He told me that he needed some help. I responded politely and said that i would definitely try and help. He mentioned that that it may be a little odd to you but what i was about to hear was an absolute shocker! He said that he had a jelly fish bite from a beach in Spain and he needed urea to decrease the irritation on his skin. He said that he's been trying for long but was unable to pee. AND HE REQUESTS ME TO PEE ON HIM! I was traumatized to say the least. Stunned by his apparent sincerity I offered that if he had a bottle I wouldn’t mind peeing in it and giving it to him. He didn’t have one. I guess he did have one but that was full of water and he wouldn’t sacrifice that. He would obviously need it: P. I said sorry and that peeing directly on you is just not an option and walked away.
Either that guy was gay or he was some crazy pervert. Or maybe he was telling the truth. One crazy experience I tell u.

Funny

Hey people this was posted on one of the notice boards in my hostel.It's quite funny.

The timing has changed of attendance register due to winter season.News papper are reading only in main gate.don't carry in our room.

One of my teachers starts every new chapter with
"Here what is there" and this one's common "Don't talk in front of my back"

A notice that was put up when a person had lost his wallet
First it had the details.Then it ended it like this

Yaar agar kisi ne chori ki hai toh driving license aur ID card kisi aisi jagah pe rakh dena jahaan se mil jaye.Uska kya karoge yaar.Bhagwaan tumhara bhala kare :)